Kitty

Jul 31

Delivery

residualshame:

When I used to be way fatter, I would order a ton of Chinese food, and when the delivery man came I would yell into my house “the foods here! get the plates” even though it was only me. And I ate every last morsel.

Jul 31

Blue

residualshame:

I once had really bad food poisoning and was craving something besides water and drank a glass of blue hawaiian punch. 5 minutes later I sharted bright blue down my leg.

Jul 31

Mervyns

residualshame:

One time when i was a kid I sharted in the car on the way to Mervyns, and I tried to flush my underwear down the toilet. Every night when i go to sleep I think of that plumber.

Jul 31
sicklysatisfied:

Everyday on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/108120530/via/EloiseLeahy1
Jul 31

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

Jul 31

quote i know, deep down inside, that you’ll end up breaking my heart and walking away
and all I’ll do , is thank you for your time .

— midnight realization ( dukh )
Jul 31

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

Jul 31
urbvn-vodka:

completely-drain-me:

highlyglamorous:

Disney Princesses wearing their Prince’s costumes
don’t delete the text please

The last one took a turn for the weird

This is perf

urbvn-vodka:

completely-drain-me:

highlyglamorous:

Disney Princesses wearing their Prince’s costumes

don’t delete the text please

The last one took a turn for the weird

This is perf

Jul 31

Anonymous said: Why does everyone that meets Josh always mention his height. I mean yeah his not tall but he sure as hell ain't that short.

youarebeingridiculous:

I don’t know man, I’d be too busy checking out other things.

Jul 31

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her