Katie

Sep 02
Sep 02

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Sep 02

mcr-tweets:

im at a loss for words

Sep 02

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

Sep 02

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

Sep 02

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

Sep 02

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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Sep 02

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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Sep 02

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

Sep 02
  • Friend: So what did you do last night?
  • Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
  • Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
  • Me: My bed.